丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑陋片尾(📙)曲
• 2你(nǐ )曾经看(🎍)(kàn )到过(🥄)的毁(🈲)三观的画面(mià(🆘)n )是(🆘)什么
• 3你(nǐ )曾(céng )经做过最(zuì(🥡) )羞耻的事情是什么
• 4你听(tīng )过(🏂)或看(🎨)过哪些变态故事

1丑(🔛)陋片尾曲(👟)

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音(⛱)乐(lè )人

所属(🗣)专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文(wén )歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经看到过的毁三观的画面是(shì )什么

3你曾经做(💾)过最(zuì )羞耻的事情是什(shí )么

4你听过或看过哪些变态(🈸)故(🔎)事

几大桌子的宾(🥁)客正吃几顿的兴奋(fèn )突(🎇)然之间(👛)靠院墙(🌵)的(de )几桌客人一阵大乱(🌞)(luàn )

大(dà )家闷哼看过来(lái )原来(lái )是是院(🚼)墙隔壁有(🎭)一些(👇)邪(🍟)秽的东西(🤝)不(bú )时飞过来

酒菜不能不能再(🍵)吃一些(🖍)宾客的衣服也沾(🔍)了(🏝)脏(zāng )很多人都气的怒骂(🖋)(mà )

做为(📭)主人的(😝)二(🌶)舅(jiù )也就肯定不能不闻不(bú )问

他(🚹)跟宾客(👶)们道了几句歉就拿梯子爬到(🐪)院(💲)墙和邻居对骂

王桂英我XXXXX你平时跟我瞎折(shé )腾我也就忍了(🚁)今(jīn )天你(nǐ )去(🥕)见这(➗)样多(🤲)人跟我较劲我非撕(🅾)烂(🦀)你的嘴巴(🕐)不可二(🕝)舅(🕺)站在梯子气极败坏(⛰)的骂道

吴明宏你(nǐ )有胆(🙏)子就再试试你一天不把事(📶)情能(💦)解(jiě )决好老娘就一(🥦)天不(bú )放(❣)你对面传他们(men )来了一个妇女的骂声

二舅家农村的房子是挨得很(🔻)(hěn )近隔壁建(🦉)的

以前房子一样高下雨天各(gè )家(jiā )屋上(shàng )的雨水向着瓦(📑)片淌入各(💃)(gè )家院(💧)里(♎)

可(💷)二舅(jiù(💋) )拆了(⛹)旧(🎼)房起新房新(🍩)房比隔壁的房(📷)子高了(🌴)半米角上的雨(🐩)水就往隔壁屋顶上流肯(📶)定也就进了他(🚂)家的(de )院子

不(bú )过这也并非有什(😬)么大(🍒)事(🧐)

流(😢)到院子里院子里的确就有排(pái )水沟能有什么东西影响呢(⤵)(ne )

不过王(wáng )桂英(🎵)不这样想

原(🔼)来大家大都庄稼人(🐐)靠天(⛽)收成经济条(tiáo )件不(🔖)多邻里关系也美满和谐(🍔)

可二舅(jiù )这(🤪)几(jǐ )年地(🌇)里活不忙(máng )就去城(🐠)里打零工(gōng )挣(zhèng )的钱盖了这几(🎺)(jǐ )间新瓦房(🎢)

些农村人(🥛)就有这个红(🌗)眼病见岂能(🎫)别人比自己过的好尤(🍓)其是以前都(🆙)觉得不(🌾)如你自己的

王桂英就一直看(🛥)不起二(è(⛹)r )舅(jiù )

王桂英(yī(🔺)ng )的(😆)男(nán )人叫陈四虎(hǔ )

名字里(🕵)面(mià(🎪)n )只不过有个虎字但是是只(zhī(🕵) )病猫(māo )

陈四(🐸)虎老实的三(📩)棍(✳)子打不出个屁来

他(⛸)怕事平时家里的事全是王桂英撑(chēng )腰

今(🎯)天二舅摆上梁酒王桂英不(🏎)知(🏑)好歹找(zhǎo )碴陈四虎就躲在屋里不出头

陈四(⏰)虎你(🗜)出不出来管(🚽)一管你(🔙)如果这样再(zài )不论别(bié )怪(guài )我一点也(🆓)不(🍒)客(👒)气了(le )王桂(📈)英骂(🐷)的真的很(hěn )难(💊)听手(🍛)中还不时的铲着(😋)鸡粪猪粪(fèn )往院子这边甩(🕤)二(🥦)舅(jiù )实在是(shì )忍(🤞)无(😭)可忍(🚖)的道

爹你跟(gē(🍯)n )他啰唆(🎛)(suō )什么呢(ne )东西啊大表哥(gē )的确对二舅实在是太温和的处(chù )理(📕)不满

大表哥拿板凳攀过(guò )了(le )院(🌺)墙可以(yǐ )打开了隔壁的大门

早(zǎo )守在门口的二(🎙)表哥带着兴奋(fèn )几个堂兄(🥏)弟一拥(yōng )而上夺过王桂英手中(🤩)的铁(📆)锹出来(👙)是一顿打

幸好村里(🤬)几个(🛴)干部也几人(🏖)就把众人(rén )给抽开(💡)了

王桂英说要(🍥)可(🤞)以报警(jǐng )村书记(🥞)许红星(🎫)(xīng )嘲(➡)弄道王桂英你有脸打110人家摆(🎬)(bǎi )酒席你(nǐ )泼屎打了你又是活该倒霉你(nǐ )今天要不(bú )向(xiàng )吴老二道(🕦)歉吧看(🙄)我咋(📷)收拾好你

王桂(guì )英(😘)(yīng )哪里(🖱)肯去道歉(qiàn )

她见所有人都(dōu )奚落她的(🥈)不是顿(💕)时(🖱)就(jiù )气的要撞墙自戕

更(gèng )何况几(🔂)人的人多(🐪)把她给拉(lā )住了

这时候场面僵在原地了(♎)(le )几方面都下不来台(🎺)

更何况陈(👛)四虎从(cóng )房(fáng )里走了(☔)出(🕝)来他向二舅道了(🌠)(le )歉还(🗞)向(🥕)许书记只要管好老婆自(🗨)愿来陪偿二(èr )舅三百块钱王桂英也被(🧝)懦弱的(⚽)(de )陈四(⏭)虎气的一时间回了娘家事情才算告了一段落

事(🔏)情下来(lá(🤚)i )了一年多我又(🧔)回来了一次二舅家吃(chī )饭不这(zhè )回是白事

王桂英那(🤱)次(👂)受了气(🗾)虽(🉐)说(shuō )对二(🥩)舅一家耿耿(🗝)于怀但更气陈四虎的太(tài )窝囊

她天天上(🚘)(shàng )更加变本加厉的数(shù )落陈四虎的懦弱无能终于成(ché(💔)ng )功把陈四虎给烧穿了(🕍)(le )

那天(tiān )二舅还(🔀)在(zài )城里(🆘)去(🏤)打(🐁)工(🎶)二(èr )舅妈一个人(rén )在(zài )菜(cài )地干活(huó )的(de )人(🏕)

陈四(sì )虎那(🍻)着砍草(🔦)的镰刀(💵)来到菜地把二(èr )舅妈砍翻在地(📨)

镰(〽)刀再锋利但远(🏧)远超出(🥟)长度也(yě(🛄) )没(🌼)办法一下把(🕋)人(rén )脑袋砍下(🐪)来

陈四虎面驳周边惊(🌭)慌(🈺)的村民的(🛢)面一镰刀(dā(🤨)o )一镰刀(🕯)的(🎏)砍下了二舅妈的(de )脑袋(✖)

接着(🐐)提着血(😘)淋淋(lín )的的脑(nǎ(⛪)o )袋回到家里(lǐ(🍠) )扔到了王桂英(🆕)面前

你看一(🈶)下我倒底有没窝囊(🐱)废有胆量的村(cū(🔙)n )民伏在门缝上(shàng )见到他这(zhè )样(🕑)的话问王桂英

王桂(guì )英(👇)被(🗽)吓的魂不附(💉)(fù )体号陶痛(tò(🈁)ng )哭(🏡)

陈四虎得意地的压了一(🛬)桶(💤)水(🌁)洗干(🏘)净(🗑)的手脚正坐在(zài )堂(tá(🕖)ng )屋(🖱)看电(🙎)视节目(😥)

很快地J察就(📉)进了村立(🍐)即逮(🧛)捕了(le )陈四虎

法医仵作验(yàn )尸让亲戚(qī )邻里自(🔯)己去看

大(✡)夏天放了一(🛏)两天的人(🙄)头恶臭很难(nán )闻看(⛴)完(📍)的人都(🥠)(dōu )吐了(🃏)

吃东西的那天王桂英是没有再(🙎)找(📷)(zhǎo )你麻烦

她家的门上落(🛄)了(le )锁没(😌)人明白了她去哪(♑)了(le )