• 1丑陋片尾曲
• 2你曾经看(📼)到(dào )过(guò )的毁(👼)三观的画面是什(😁)(shí )么
• 3你曾经做过(🍻)最(🦌)羞耻的事情是(😽)什么
• 4你听过(🔯)或看过哪些变态(✔)故事(shì )

1丑陋片尾(wěi )曲

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲(qǔ )创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人

所属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英(🚮)文(wén )歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你(nǐ(📍) )曾经(jīng )看到过的(📁)毁三(sān )观的(🤥)(de )画面是什么

3你(🤑)曾(😅)经(🎑)做(🚃)过(🧛)(guò )最羞耻的事情是什(🛐)么

4你听过或看过哪些(🐨)变(biàn )态(tài )故事

几(🤩)大桌子(zǐ(⛱) )的宾客正(zhèng )吃几(🎒)顿的兴奋突(tū )然之间靠院墙的几桌客人一阵大乱

大家闷(mèn )哼(hē(🌿)ng )看过来原来(lái )是(🎱)是院墙隔壁有(📚)一(yī )些邪(xié )秽的(🌥)东(🥟)(dō(⏺)ng )西(🤤)不(🍪)时飞过来

酒(jiǔ(👎) )菜不能不能再(zài )吃(🍇)一些(🚶)宾客的衣服也沾(🚥)了脏(zāng )很多人都气(🎪)的(📧)怒(👁)骂

做为(👜)主人的(🌎)二舅也就(jiù )肯定不能不闻不问

他跟(gēn )宾客们道了几句歉(qiàn )就拿梯子爬到(👞)院(yuàn )墙和邻居(jū )对(〰)骂

王桂英我(💥)XXXXX你(🥤)平时跟我瞎(xiā )折腾(🎩)我也(🎪)就忍了今(⛺)天你(♊)(nǐ )去见这样多人跟我较劲我非(🍰)撕烂你(🍺)的嘴巴不可(🔲)二舅站(zhàn )在梯子气极败坏的骂道

吴明宏你有胆(dǎn )子(zǐ )就再试试你一天不(bú )把事情能解决好老娘就(jiù(🍙) )一天(🌁)不放你(🚃)对面传(🍱)他们(🛒)来了(🚺)(le )一(yī(🤥) )个妇女的(🚥)骂声

二舅家农(nóng )村(cūn )的(🌼)房子是挨得很近隔壁(🎺)建的

以前房(🎋)子一样高下雨(yǔ )天各家屋上的雨水向着瓦(🍢)片淌入各家院里

可二舅拆了旧房起新房新房比(🚰)隔壁的房子高了(le )半(💃)米角上的雨水就(🦁)(jiù )往隔壁屋顶上流肯(🌐)定也就进(🎣)(jì(👌)n )了他(tā )家的院子(🚂)(zǐ )

不过这也并(😶)非有什(🍞)么(🏡)大事

流到院子(🏡)里(lǐ )院子(zǐ )里的确就有排水沟能有什么东西影响(📪)呢(📧)

不过王桂(🐡)英不这样想(xiǎ(🛣)ng )

原(📘)来大(⬇)家大都庄稼人靠天收成(🛋)经济条(🏼)件不(✍)多邻里关(guān )系也美满和谐(🚷)

可(kě )二舅这几年地里活不忙(🔡)就去城里打(dǎ )零工挣的钱盖了这(zhè )几间新瓦房

些农村人就(🔷)有这个红眼病见岂能(néng )别人(rén )比自己(jǐ )过(🥀)的好尤其是以前都觉得不如你自己(🔥)的(💯)

王桂英就一(💽)直看不(😷)起二舅

王桂英的(🕘)男人叫陈四(🛐)虎(🆔)

名字里面只不过有个虎字但是是只(zhī )病猫

陈(chén )四虎老(lǎo )实的(♉)三棍子打不出个(gè )屁来

他怕(pà )事平时家里的事全是王桂(guì )英撑腰

今天二舅(👧)摆上梁酒(🍧)王(🕷)桂英不知好(🌫)歹找碴陈四虎就躲(❎)在屋里不出头

陈四虎你出不(🍑)出来(🕓)管(🌴)(guǎn )一管你如果这(🤮)样再不论(🌍)别怪我一点也(🐎)不(🙌)客气(🛃)了王(🎽)桂英骂的真(🍎)的很难(🚲)听手中还不(🔨)时的铲着鸡粪猪粪往(🍤)(wǎng )院子这边甩(🎨)(shuǎi )二舅实在(😯)是(📏)忍无可忍(🤓)的道

爹你跟(gēn )他啰唆什么呢东西啊(🚛)大(🙆)表哥的(🖱)确对二(🎅)舅实在是太温(wēn )和的处理不(bú )满

大表哥拿(🌨)板(🔧)(bǎn )凳攀(🆓)过了院(🚉)(yuàn )墙可以打(🔷)开(🕥)了隔壁的大门

早守在(🅾)门(🕖)口的二表(🔑)哥带着兴奋(🎚)几(🦐)个堂兄弟(dì )一拥(👱)而(🌬)上夺过(guò )王(🚸)桂英手中的铁锹出来是一顿打

幸好村里(lǐ(✒) )几个干部也几人就(jiù )把众人(🤢)给抽开了

王桂(♑)英(🧖)说要可(kě )以报(bào )警村书记许红(⬇)星(xīng )嘲弄道王桂英(🔨)你有(👼)脸(👶)打110人家(🚪)摆酒席你泼(pō )屎打了你(😱)又是(shì(🧝) )活该倒霉你今天要(💨)不向吴老二道歉(🐻)吧(🏙)(ba )看(kàn )我咋收拾好(hǎo )你

王桂(guì )英哪里肯(kěn )去道歉

她见(jiàn )所有人都奚落她的不(✝)是(💋)顿时(🧒)(shí(🏳) )就(🙉)气(🕟)的要撞(🥓)墙自戕

更(gèng )何况(❕)几人的(de )人多把她给拉(lā )住了

这时(shí )候场(🥟)(chǎng )面僵在原(🎹)(yuán )地了几方面都下(xià )不来台

更何况陈(chén )四虎从房里走了出(chū )来他向二舅道了(le )歉还(hái )向许书记(🤳)只(🖱)要管好老婆自(zì(📦) )愿(🔼)来陪偿二舅三百(bǎi )块钱王桂(🔱)英也被懦弱的(😟)陈四虎气的一时间回了娘家(jiā )事(shì(㊗) )情(👎)才算告(gào )了一(🤥)段(🎞)落

事情下来了一年多我(wǒ )又(yòu )回来了一(🤫)次(🚽)二(èr )舅家吃饭不这(🌁)回是(shì )白事

王桂英那次受了气虽说对二(è(🎄)r )舅一家耿耿(gěng )于(✍)怀但更气陈四虎的太窝囊

她天(🔦)天上更(♑)加变(biàn )本加厉的数落陈四(🎇)虎的懦弱无能终(zhō(🍑)ng )于成功把(🍓)陈四虎给烧穿了(🛡)

那天(💑)二舅还(💱)在城里去(👳)打工(gō(🐁)ng )二舅妈一个人在(🍺)菜(🤶)地干活的人(🛴)

陈四虎那着砍草(😑)的镰(🏆)刀来到菜地把二舅妈砍翻在(zài )地

镰刀(⏱)再锋利但(dà(🕴)n )远远超出长度也没办法一下(🏃)把(bǎ )人(🏄)脑(🌷)袋砍(✨)下(xià )来(⬇)

陈(📵)四虎面(🖖)驳(bó )周边惊慌(🏚)的村民的面一镰刀一镰刀(dāo )的砍下了二舅妈的脑袋

接着(🏓)提着(zhe )血淋淋的(🍃)的脑袋回(huí )到(🌪)家里扔到了王(wá(📉)ng )桂英(♋)面(🛸)前

你看一下我倒底有没(🔍)窝囊废(🤘)有胆量(🛢)的村民伏在门缝上(😞)见(jiàn )到他这样的话问王桂英(yīng )

王(wá(🚭)ng )桂英被吓的(de )魂不附体号陶痛哭

陈(chén )四虎(🎷)得意(🕷)地(🚱)的压(yā(🌤) )了一(😧)桶(🤡)水洗(xǐ(📗) )干(gàn )净的手(shǒu )脚(〽)正坐在堂屋看电视节目(mù )

很快地J察就进了(👏)村(💾)立即逮捕了陈(chén )四虎

法医仵作验尸让亲戚(qī(💬) )邻里自(🏅)己去看(📉)

大夏天放了一(🍉)两(🍋)天的人(☔)头(🔪)恶臭(chò(😱)u )很难闻看完的人都吐了

吃东西(🚷)(xī )的那(🐞)天王桂(guì(✉) )英是(shì )没有再(zài )找你麻(📇)烦(🍥)

她家的门上落了锁(👶)没(🏘)人明白了她去哪了